somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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