it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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