Non-Jews are for practice
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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