loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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