Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
