adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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