haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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