Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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