If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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