i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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