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  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:30pm
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    Guess who's an idiot?! 4:11, bitchezzz.

  • 31 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:36pm
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    Of course they have them. You just aren't being creative enough.

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:58am
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    a pillar candle works well in a pinch HAHAHA

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:51pm
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    If you place an order early the elves can fed-ex one in quicker than you can say mrs-claus-doesn't-wear-panties

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:41pm
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    This text made me laugh .... Reminds me of the time I shouted across the 'toy store' to my boyfriend "I can't find the butt plugs!"

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:05pm
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    Go to PetSmart... they have dog toys that look like pacifiers and double as butt plugs.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:28pm
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    4:11 if you watched the video you would have seen that he was turning around to help a girl down the steps...dumbass.

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm
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    Can someone please enlighten me about the appeal of a butt plug?

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:25pm
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    adds to the stimulation while being fucked

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:08pm
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    hey my name is rush limbaugh and im rich and famous but i still check out all the young hotties at the toy store, aint nothing wrong with that

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:59pm
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    I use buttplugs. Text me for pics. 814-715-4300

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:29pm
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    4:28 I did watch it. He's looking at her ass... dipshit.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:12pm
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    why is there always some loser who has to point out EVERY reference? does it make you feel awesome?

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:38pm
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    4:29, you're just another right wing asshole who should've been aborted.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:47pm
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    4:11, solid call with the Demetri Martin joke.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:44am
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    Who goes to a toy store got sex toys? Fuckin Americans.....

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:43pm
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    i got my jesus blow up doll from toys r us

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21pm
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    you're in chicago... can't you just go to a sex store?

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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    everyone secretly wants to be cornholed - a good stretching of the 'ole bacon ring!

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:24pm
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    5:12 nice reference there.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:42am
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    theres everything in chicago

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:36pm
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    I need to get a butt plug too!

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:25pm
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    this is a bad night not because you couldn't find one, but because you were looking for one.

  • 18 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:23pm
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    But why do you need your butt plugged? I've never needed mine plugged for any reason.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:10pm
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    any toy can be an "adult toy"..............location, location, location

  • 17 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:17pm
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    4:12...........it's plugs the butt............what isn't appealing about that?

  • 18 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:16pm
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    hey my name is sarah palin and i love jesus and i live near russia so im smarter than all of you dontcha know!

  • 17 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:38pm
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    everyman can tell you, we always "look" like we have a purpose to be facing in the direction of a nice ass of set of tits

  • 19 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:11pm
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    Hey, my name is Barack Obama and there is photographic evidence that i check out underaged girls asses at G8 meetings, aint nothing wrong with that.