Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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