Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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