Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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