Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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