what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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