We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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