kristin has been a bad kristin
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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