She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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