I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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