so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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