why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
how does that bad decision feel?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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