Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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