Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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