Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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