Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
