Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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