you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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