If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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You. Win. At. Life.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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