so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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