walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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