i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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