Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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go home
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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