awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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