I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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