When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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