She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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