How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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