I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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