I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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