Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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