new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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