Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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