I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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