I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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one thing worse than the firstards are the dumb fucks who think its funny to say "7th" hahaha no you aren't funny stop incouraging the dicks who brag that they creep this site instead of get a life.
holy shit this is the first tfln in a while that doesnt have assholes saying "not funny, im a douchebage" on it
this is a good one btw
I agree with 11:22, fuck you guys
I could not agree more with this text.
Those matresses are awesome. I know from experience that merlot stains are impossible to get out of mattresses and sheets.
laying on my wife has the same effect...
Sold! Are you single?
Why is there always those few assholes who push the Bad Night button? Go fuck youselves
Dumbfuck bitches posting "first", I want to mouthrape you.
I have a tempurpedic, it's literally like sleeping on a cloud.
you can still spill i have one haha
Ah, drinking in bed. A wonderful idea, until you drink so much in bed that you piss yourself after passing out. The memory foam is never really the same after it marinates in urine for a good 8 hours...
U sound like sum gays
Definitely get a memory foam bed if you bang a lot of fat girls. Without the springs you don't get that harsh bouncy recoil. Gunts don't jiggle.
I see 12 step meetings in your immediate future.
Hey 1:23, I think I'm 9th, but I might be 10th or 11th.
Tried it the other day. Don't put it down unless it is 2feet from you. Spills everywhere. Good thing they make you buy a mattress cover
... but she's about $300,000 more expensive than a tempurpedic.
Thats true devotion to your cause!! Kudos to you!!
Of course someone from Seattle would say this
Yessssss. Why didn't I think of that??
Seattle gotta represent
Stand up for what you believe in.