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  • one thing worse than the firstards are the dumb fucks who think its funny to say "7th" hahaha no you aren't funny stop incouraging the dicks who brag that they creep this site instead of get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:23pm
  • holy shit this is the first tfln in a while that doesnt have assholes saying "not funny, im a douchebage" on it this is a good one btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I agree with 11:22, fuck you guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am
  • I could not agree more with this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Those matresses are awesome. I know from experience that merlot stains are impossible to get out of mattresses and sheets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Why is there always those few assholes who push the Bad Night button? Go fuck youselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:22pm
  • laying on my wife has the same effect...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I have a tempurpedic, it's literally like sleeping on a cloud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Definitely get a memory foam bed if you bang a lot of fat girls. Without the springs you don't get that harsh bouncy recoil. Gunts don't jiggle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:14pm
  • you can still spill i have one haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Ah, drinking in bed. A wonderful idea, until you drink so much in bed that you piss yourself after passing out. The memory foam is never really the same after it marinates in urine for a good 8 hours...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Sold! Are you single?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:58pm
  • U sound like sum gays

    Submitted by penguinpat on Jun 17, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Dumbfuck bitches posting "first", I want to mouthrape you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Hey 1:23, I think I'm 9th, but I might be 10th or 11th.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I see 12 step meetings in your immediate future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Tried it the other day. Don't put it down unless it is 2feet from you. Spills everywhere. Good thing they make you buy a mattress cover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Of course someone from Seattle would say this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:32pm
  • ... but she's about $300,000 more expensive than a tempurpedic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Thats true devotion to your cause!! Kudos to you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Yessssss. Why didn't I think of that??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Seattle gotta represent

    Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 25, 10 at 1:40am
  • Stand up for what you believe in.

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:15pm