Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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