I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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