Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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