Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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