How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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