sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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