Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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