Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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