did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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