no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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